Post by LRRP-701 on May 31, 2011 15:19:58 GMT
Enjoy.....
Automatic weapons...............Aren't
Suppressive fire.....................Won't
If the enemy is in range.........So are you
The easy way is always mined
Try to look unimportant........They may be low on ammunition
Never draw fire.....................It irritates everyone around you
Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you
If your attack is going well, it's probably an ambush
Your weapon was made by the lowest bidder
The enemy diversion you ignore will be the main attack
Make it tough for the enemy to get in and you won't get out
If your short on everything but enemy, you're in combat
No combat ready unit ever passes inspection
No inspection ready unit ever passed combat
When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy
The enemy invariably attacks on only two occasions....when you're ready for him, and when you're not
And my favourite
Incoming fire has the right of way
Automatic weapons...............Aren't
Suppressive fire.....................Won't
If the enemy is in range.........So are you
The easy way is always mined
Try to look unimportant........They may be low on ammunition
Never draw fire.....................It irritates everyone around you
Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you
If your attack is going well, it's probably an ambush
Your weapon was made by the lowest bidder
The enemy diversion you ignore will be the main attack
Make it tough for the enemy to get in and you won't get out
If your short on everything but enemy, you're in combat
No combat ready unit ever passes inspection
No inspection ready unit ever passed combat
When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy
The enemy invariably attacks on only two occasions....when you're ready for him, and when you're not
And my favourite
Incoming fire has the right of way
